I have a thing for a guy who knows exactly what he wants. And I know right now I'm pretty damn sure you want to talk with me so don't be shy honey! Let's talk!

After being single for 4 years now i am ready to conquer the world, my name is Elisa and i am in Sydney i live alone and i have 1 child he visits his dad every other weekend please nobody younger than 30

Hello Natalie here, are you going to introduce yourself and tell me about you? I have to be discreet as i am in a relationship, I just feel very lonely right now and need somebody i can talk to.x

Feelings? Affection? Endearment? Screw those! I'm way past wanting any of them. If you agree with me, we'll be REALLY good friends... or more. Message me soon!

My super power is that I don’t have a gag reflex. At first when people found out they called me a freak, now they just call me, all the time.

How's it going there? Feed me pizza and tell me I’m pretty and the odds of anal is defo in your favour! Have you been on here long i would love to know your name and if you would be interested in a girl like me?