I'm the kind of trouble your mum warned you about. I have a thing for fancy lingerie and I'm not sorry about it. Probably shouldn't say this, but I'm not exactly quiet. If you can't handle a bit of spice, keep scrolling. I'm fit, fun, and a little bi...

I’m the kind of person who reads the instructions only after I’ve broken something. My natural 36DDs are just part of the chaos. I talk dirty before I even say hello, but I’m weirdly romantic about it. If you’re lucky, I’ll let you be the f...

I don't trust people who say they love Sydney weather. You just enjoy being sweaty and confused. My flatmate thinks privacy is a myth, so I've become a professional at finding 'me time' in weird places. If you think that's too much info, we probably ...

i'm the type of woman who gets better with age, and i'm not shy about saying it. i'm slim, blonde, and a bit of a wildcard. looking for someone who appreciates a straightforward chat and isn't afraid of a little honesty. i don't do fluff, just real t...

i'm the kind of person who trips over flat pavement in the city then laughs at myself while everyone watches. i make a mean cup of tea but forget where i put it half the time. my dating history is basically an episode of a comedy show. i'm a bit of a...

I'm thicker than a bowl of porridge! Looking for a guy that has a license to drive with such dangerous curves ahead! Im super friendly and love to chat. looking forward to your message!