Laziness is the mother of all bad habits but ultimately, she is a mother and we should respect her. Lol. I am not literally lazy, I am just lazy in bed. I mean, I am a submissive one.

Now accepting applicants for: PARTNER IN CRIME. Must be fluent and smart-ass, can use sarcasm and adult language. Questionable morals, nudity, fantasies and dirty minds may be required.

My kind of humor is kind of awkward, but there's something in my jokes that make people smile. I don't know, but using that awkwardness might be my life's purpose. Well, I enjoy mingling with other people. Different personalities guarantee more excit...

I am the happiest when surrounded with men and I don't care whether it's online or not. Good thing about starting online is I get to test your personality. If your personality shines through and you can make my pussy soaking wet with your filthy word...

I'm a positive person, I see a glass half full, not half empty. Yesterday I was called "Pretty." Well, the full statement was "You're pretty annoying." but hey, number one rule is to only focus on the positive things.

Drinking just enough to have dirty rough sex that leaves only mild bruises and bite marks, but not enough to wake up sick with hangovers. Yeah, I drink just enough. Do you find that a turn off?