The only good thing about me is my massive boobs. Apart from that, everything else in my life sucks. Well, I like sucking too.

Don't bother sending me a message if you are looking for a serious relationship. I am too old to be in a committed relationship. All I want to do for my remaining years is to have fun.

My lust wandered and brought be here. I hope it's worth the try but here's to hoping that I'd find men here whose libido has no boundary. I'm horny as fuck so choosing to be totally naughty on your first mesage will work to your advantage.

I'm thicker than a bowl of porridge! Looking for a guy that has a license to drive with such dangerous curves ahead! Im super friendly and love to chat. looking forward to your message!

Men who are cheaters do not deserve to be a part of my life. They do not deserve to be a part of anyone's life. So, if you're a cheater, don't even bother connecting with me.

You know what? I'm not here for anything special but I'd like to be completely comfortable with a non-judgmental person.