The complete description of me doesn't fit enough in this box but I guess we could have loads of fun if we're going to start talking now.

Do you adore women who act like a lady when out and about, yet turn into a freak once they have you alone in a room? If your answer is yes, then I might deliver what you are looking for and a little more than what you bargained for.

In my decades of existence, I have learned to understand that life is full of shit. There is no such thing as happiness. We just learn how to live with the sadness and pain of reality.

Is it just me or it's getting really hot in here? How about we make things hotter by talking dirty to each other. I am not as innocent or as nice as you think. I am a naughty granny with a sexy imagination. Would you like to try it out?

Masturbating is one form of stress relief...so I wanna go fuck myself and calm down. Drop me a message if you're stressed and we'll masturbate together.

Hey, have you ever tried being caught having sex by your roommate. Well, I have, except that it was with someone over my computer.