Hello there how's things with you? Let’s have a who’s better in bed contest. I’m hoping to be a sore loser! i am hoping you will be up for some no strings fun?

how's it goin'? Aussie lady lookin' for a fun and chill guy to hang out with! I've just finished uni and studied Biology. Studying look alot of my time and now I'm ready to get back out on the market. Just don't take me to macca's on our first date! ...

I've got a B.A. in Communications, so I think I'm pretty much qualified to blow your mind tonight, what do you say are you ready to do this? Please i would prefer an older guy with experience

aye! I'm a super easy goin lass with an insanely good sense of humor. If I don't make you laugh, you're probably a flippin twit anyways. keen to meet someone who also likes to feed farm animals brekky!

I have a thing for a guy who knows exactly what he wants. And I know right now I'm pretty damn sure you want to talk with me so don't be shy honey! Let's talk!

Drinking just enough to have dirty rough sex that leaves only mild bruises and bite marks, but not enough to wake up sick with hangovers. Yeah, I drink just enough. Do you find that a turn off?