Age does suggest a ‘best before’ date but we each have the right to some happiness in what's left of our lives, don't we ? What's your take on that sweetie?

14,000 people are having sex right now. 25,000 are kissing. 50,000 are hugging. And you...well you are reading this. Trust me, I am not happy about it either!

The way I see it, the only way to enjoy a rainbow is by putting up with the rain. I have been patiently waiting for the rain in my life to pass. I hope I do experience the wonder of seeing a rainbow now.

Now accepting applicants for: PARTNER IN CRIME. Must be fluent and smart-ass, can use sarcasm and adult language. Questionable morals, nudity, fantasies and dirty minds may be required.

Perks of being a woman: You can think of whatever you darn want without ever worrying aboyt boners.

I don't care what kind of car you drive(as long as you have one) or how much money you make(as long as you have some). I just wanna get close to you.