Got the tendency to linger to the past. It's unattractive I know. Moving on is not easy and my hardheaded nature always gets in theway. Can you pull me out of this bitter and seemingly endless throwbacks?

I do as I please, I don't explain myself and I don't even pretend that everything I say or do makes sense. Not everything has to. If you're interested, message me, if not, move on.

Yes older is usually better. Experience is always a plus in my book. Let's keep a bit of mystery. Message me if you're interested in knowing more.

I can’t decide if you should start a conversation with me with a compliment, a horrible pick-up line, or a simple “hello.” You choose!!!

I appreciate guys who are funny with an enthusiastic outlook on life. You're going to like me because I am damn funny and I will do my best to entertain you. I don't like hiding anything except my pussy when I'm out.

Spontaneous but plan for the future. Lousy speller, hope no mistakes here. Short term memory sucks, long term still OK...for now! Still in great condition. You'd love me I promise!