Time is not the primary thing in this world. It's the only thing. I feel like I am running out of time. I sure hope that I can finally find someone who can make me genuinely happy before my time ends.

This lady right here tends to be very shy. But once she becomes comfortable with anybody, that person better be prepared to experience the craziest things.

It may be an exaggeration if I say this but I am THE BOMB. Would be nice if there are others out there who can keep up with this. Any takers?

What was the strangest request you have ever gotten from a co-worker? Mine was asking for not just one-night stand but a regular sex every Friday night.

Hey there, I’m wearing my nurse outfit but it’s 2 sizes too small and I lost my knickers. Can u help me?

Having wonderful adventure with friends while drinking is the best way to spend weekends. I hope I didn't bore you with what you've read. I'm not drunk yet, but when I do, I go fucking crazy! How crazy? Ask me!

There's nothing wrong with dating someone much older than you. Age is nothing but a number. Believe me. It is more common than you think. All my previous hookups and relationships involve a man younger than me. Don't hesitate to try it out!

Waking up in the morning with hot coffee and breakfast in bed is wonderful. But waking up in the morning with hot thoughts and warming messages are better. Too bad no one helps me with that. XoXoXo

I still believe that what is right is right, and what is wrong is wrong. Of course, there's always that little Devil in all of us ;) I know you got lots of bad kinky stuff you could share and wanna hear them out. This is just a stepping stone for me ...

According to studies,The average man has 11 erections per day and 9 erections a night. Let's not waste that. I can be a big help.

Take me on a tiki tour in the wop wops. Drive me wild as we reach the middle of nowhere. As a woman who has plenty of delicious hot jelly to offer, I deserve a man who has the amazing talent to keep me wild and warm.

Are you looking for an old lady that you can flirt with? I may be past my prime but I still have a lot of strength left for a guy who is willing to give his love and attention to me. I hope someone out there is willing to get to know an old lady like...