i was wondering if someone could help me out here i am extremely horny, and If you can eat more McDonald’s cheeseburgers than me then I’ll suck your d*ck

Anybody out there that would like to share some strawberries and cream with me? There is just one catch you will have to eat it from my body anybody?

Well, I guess I will start with the fact that I want to keep myself busy and just have a good time. So, time to loosen up a bit my friend and enjoy this moment with me!

how's it goin'? Aussie lady lookin' for a fun and chill guy to hang out with! I've just finished uni and studied Biology. Studying look alot of my time and now I'm ready to get back out on the market. Just don't take me to macca's on our first date! ...

I'm pretty much open for anything so suggest anything you want to do and I'll do my best to keep up with you. When can we start? I think now is the best time to begin talking and interview each other's mind. I am up for some fun and not games, keep i...

I've been listening to "I Don’t Want to Be a Bride" by Vanessa Carlton too many times, but I am afraid of ending up wasting a lot of time with the possibility of being alone forever. So, for now, I'll be happy to just go with the flow until I find...