No games, no need of a loan, a place to stay or the keys to your car. Get in touch, you've got nothing to lose and maybe me to gain. XD

Do you know how to make me feel good? Lemme whisper it, "I want my toes licked!" Hope that does not scare you off.

Now accepting applicants for: PARTNER IN CRIME. Must be fluent and smart-ass, can use sarcasm and adult language. Questionable morals, nudity, fantasies and dirty minds may be required.

Sexy guys can't take their eyes off me, they can't resist my beauty and natural sexy body. Wanna find out if it's true? Look at me for just minute and you might have an erection.

Do not wait until I'm gone and unavailable. I'll be here until I get satisfied so anyone who's interested should talk to me now. No room for shyness!

Spontaneous but plan for the future. Lousy speller, hope no mistakes here. Short term memory sucks, long term still OK...for now! Still in great condition. You'd love me I promise!