I'm sitting here on my couch, twiddling my thumbs, wondering if I can do this or not. I wish to find a man who is willing to talk and down for a little fun.

Men say it is hard to get a boner in public because it is difficult to hide. That might be true, but hiding a wet spot on denim jeans is harder than hiding a boner. I easily get wet and horny, so I know the struggle very well. Smiling at me is enough...

My life has been boring so far. I feel like I've done all the things I want to do. I am looking for a man who can make my life more exciting. A man who can introduce me to new adventures.

If you look beyond my age, you'll find out that I am more than a wrinkled and old gran. Give me what I need, and maybe I'll whip you out the best-tasting meatballs and meat pie in the world.

Just need my kinks to be satisfied. Having only experienced one night stands and house party fumbles, I am hoping to find someone who could take me deeper in and give me the chance to truly find what it is that gets me going.

Searching for a kindred spirit, a man who can enjoy anything we're doing together and yet an independent person who can have his own identity and interests.