People always think that I am a naughty hottie who has no sensor or anything. Well, that is partly true. I have a filter, but it only works when I am in public with strangers. Send me a message now if you want to have a nice conversation with a lady ...

I am not getting any younger. I’ve done most of the things that I have ever dreamed of. All that’s missing in my life now is a partner. I want to meet someone whom I can have the easiest hello with and will never have to experience the hardest go...

Looking for someone with minimal baggage and no psycho ex-girlfriend or psycho ex-wife lurking in the shadows. I just want to have online fun. Clean, dirty or whatever, I just want to have it with someone who won't be looking over their shoulders.

After all this time, I thought happiness starts with "H'. I just figured now that it actually starts with "U".

Now accepting applicants for: PARTNER IN CRIME. Must be fluent and smart-ass, can use sarcasm and adult language. Questionable morals, nudity, fantasies and dirty minds may be required.

I never judge people on their first appearance, because sometimes people who seem sweet are the biggest assholes and the people who look rude can be the nicest people you'll come across ever. I look like boring gal you'll meet in church, but hey, get...