Almost every day, I hear the crying cats and moaning couple that lives next door. I have had enough and I need a break. But where am I going to start? Do you have a bright idea, let me know.

Hey! I am a pretty, fun and amazing woman who's looking for some fun conversation with great people. Don't tell me you don't consider yourself great!

You've got what you’ve got, learn to love it. If you don't have a size listed on your profile, give yourself a good slap for causing inconvenience and correct it immediately!

I drink a lot. I drink most days of the week but I can still perform well at work. But this took a lot of practice. I am looking for a man who can stay up all night, drinking with me. Is there anyone out there up for the challenge?

Are you looking for a mature woman with a naughty mind and lustful body? If so, you can stop your search because you already found me. I don't want to brag or anything, but I think I am one of the best ones you can get around here.

I don't care if you are wealthy or if you come from a prominent family. What I care about is the way that you are going to treat me. If you treat me the right way, expect that I will be doing the same to you.