Now accepting applicants for: PARTNER IN CRIME. Must be fluent and smart-ass, can use sarcasm and adult language. Questionable morals, nudity, fantasies and dirty minds may be required.

I have a really strange fantasy that i would love to act out with somebody would you like to know what it is?

Hiya I'm Hannah my ex boyfriend said I had a big ass what do you think? I'm single 25 years how would you like to get your hands onto these sexy buns? Don't be shy come text me won't be disappointed!!.

I've been listening to "I Don’t Want to Be a Bride" by Vanessa Carlton too many times, but I am afraid of ending up wasting a lot of time with the possibility of being alone forever. So, for now, I'll be happy to just go with the flow until I find...

Got the tendency to linger to the past. It's unattractive I know. Moving on is not easy and my hardheaded nature always gets in theway. Can you pull me out of this bitter and seemingly endless throwbacks?

I have a thing for musicians, pianists to be specific. Maybe because I'm fascinated by their fingers? I love what they do with the keys and always imagine my legs stretched out in front of them. With imaginary tiles on my legs and thighs, my middle p...