Once upon a time, I was sweet and innocent and then shit happened which lead me here. It's not for revenge as revenge will never make it better, but for something else. Wanna know?

Hey there, I’m wearing my nurse outfit but it’s 2 sizes too small and I lost my knickers. Can u help me?

It may be an exaggeration if I say this but I am THE BOMB. Would be nice if there are others out there who can keep up with this. Any takers?

aye! I'm a super easy goin lass with an insanely good sense of humor. If I don't make you laugh, you're probably a flippin twit anyways. keen to meet someone who also likes to feed farm animals brekky!

I am sensual. I am deep. I am a dominant. And these three qualities are a very deadly yet sexy combination to describe a woman. And I am looking for someone who is brave enough to handle me.

You know what's really sexy? When you carry conversations easily and not have nonsense arguments. Me? I just have the appetite to be a quick wit with somebody else.